Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Here ya go (from Joe)

This is for Irene-ee. I had to write it here because I can't violate the strict regime of my blog- politics, sports, and movie trailers. Here goes.

1. Do you like blue cheese? No. It's fungus.
2. Have you ever smoked heroin? No. Who smokes heroin these days?
3. Do you own a gun? Yessir. Just because I can.
4. Wax or Shave your body parts? Shave. Last I checked I was still a man.
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Only the gyno, unless it's a woman.
6. Real or Fake nails? Metal. They stick in the wall better.
7. Favorite Christmas song? Oh Hannukah
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Skim Milk
9. Can you do push ups? Por supuesto.
10. What is your favorite piece of jewelry? My JEL ring, because it helps me remember my initials.
11. Favorite hobby? Reading
12. Do you have A.D.D? No
13. What's one trait that you hate about yourself? It is not logical to hate
14. Middle name? Edward (yep ladies- like the sexy vampire)
15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment? What should I say. I need to make a phone call. I can't wait to have a quiet night tonight.
16.Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Water, Milk, Coke Zero
17. Current worry right now? How bad will taxes get?
18. Current hate right now? The way people spell on facebook
19. Favorite place to be? Anywhere with my family.
20. How did you bring in the New Year? At a neighbors party up until 11:40, then home for the ball drop.
21. Like to go? Eating Out. Movies. Out of Town. Beach. Football.
22. Name three people who will complete this? (?)
23. Do you own slippers? Whaaa?
24. What color shirt are you wearing? Pink (dress shirt)
25. Do you like sleeping on Satin sheets? Have I ever?
26. Can you whistle? Yes, like a champ.
27. Favorite color? BYU blue
28. Would you be a pirate? I would like to hunt pirates.
29. What songs to you sing in the shower? Handel's Messiah
30. Favorite girls name? Millie (maybe Raquel?)
31. Favorite Boys name? Barack (sike!)
32. whats in your pocket right now? Business cards
33. Last thing that made you laugh? When Nancy Pelosi said a more Democratic-controlled Congress would be more bipartisan.
34. Worst injury you've ever had? Broken wrist, freshman year.
35. Do you love where you live? Yes.
36. How many TV's do you have in your house? Two, but I watch TV online on the Mac somtimes.
37. Who is your loudest friend? Millie, especially in Church
38. How many pets do you have? My Smith & Wesson
39. Does someone have a crush on you? Justin
40. What is your favorite book? Atlas Shrugged- go Capitalism!
41. What is your favorite lollie? Cherry Tootsie Roll Pop
42. Favorite sports team? BYU Cougars
43. What were you doing 12am last night? Pondering the election result.
44. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? 4:40 AM?!?!
45. Worst habit? I have low confidence and never think that I'm right.
46. Do you play an instrument? I once played tenor sax, and still own it.
47. How long does it take you to get to work? 10 minutes.
48. Plans for the weekend? Not sure.
49.If you could eat anything in the world right this second? Buttermilk Waffles
50. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Yes. I did it for you Irene (and because Lacy told me to).

13 comments:

Kira said...

Joe, I didn't know that you could tell that I have a crush on you. You are so cute, especially with your sexy beard. I just want to cuddle up and run my fingers through it.

Jlowryjr said...

I'll just pretend Kira wrote that.

Kira said...

You can pretend all you want but I still want to lick your beard (this is Justin speaking)

The Nielsen Family said...

"Barack (sike!)" Ahh, so Joe. Love it all.

Lauren said...

Thank you again, Joe, for making me laugh. I needed that after the election results!

Jlowryjr said...

Happy to provide a service.

Da Costa said...

:0) Loved it Joe! Especially #45; we're gonna have to work on getting you some more self esteem! Or maybe not...remember, that's the reason why we could never marry! :0)

Lillie said...

You're so serious all the time.

Lillie said...

And what I really mean, Joe, is that the WHOLE world is better for your humor.

Kira said...

Oh Joe, I love you!!!! I could hear you saying all of this! I wish I was this clever! My favorite was your low self esteem answer ... awesome!

I figured Justin answered enough, but I had to say something. .. cause it was too funny.

Nathan and Emily said...

Hanukkah oh Hanukkah come light the Christmas tree?

Jlowryjr said...

You know I love my judíos!

cwitt said...

hey lace are you all going to be around the wednesday of the week of thanksgiving!? i'm coming home that day after my 2 oclock class and i want to stop by!!!